Fantastic Mr Fox AUDIO CD Unabridged

On a hill overlooking a valley, nestled under a grand tree, lived Mr. Fox with his loving wife, Mrs. Fox, and their four small, hungry children. Mr. Fox was a creature of immense cleverness and cunning, known for his nightly excursions to the three farms below. These farms belonged to Boggis, Bunce, and Bean, three men as nasty and mean as any you could hope to avoid. Boggis, a chicken farmer, was enormously fat and ate three boiled chickens with dumplings every meal. Bunce, a duck-and-goose farmer, was a pot-bellied dwarf with a beastly temper. Bean, a turkey-and-apple farmer, was as thin as a pencil, subsisting on hard cider, and the most intelligent of the terrible trio. Each night, Mr. Fox would outwit these farmers, snatching plump chickens, ducks, geese, or turkeys to feed his family, always returning safely to their burrow.

However, the farmers grew tired of being outsmarted. They hatched a plan to ambush Mr. Fox right outside his hole. One evening, as Mr. Fox emerged, a volley of gunshots rang out. He narrowly escaped, but his magnificent tail was shot clean off. Enraged by this near miss, the farmers escalated their attack. They grabbed shovels and began to dig out the fox family's home, determined to catch them. Mr. Fox, quick-witted as ever, urged his family to dig deeper, faster than any human could, forcing them further and further underground.

The farmers, however, were relentless. They brought in enormous caterpillar tractors with mechanical shovels, tearing into the hillside, turning it into a desolate crater. The fox family, along with other burrowing creatures like Badgers, Moles, Rabbits, and Weasels, found themselves trapped, digging ever downwards, growing weak from fear and hunger. Days passed, and despair began to set in. Mrs. Fox and the small foxes grew frail, their bellies aching.

Then, a spark of brilliance ignited in Mr. Fox's mind. He had an idea, a truly fantastic one. Remembering the layout of the farms above, he began to dig not downwards, but sideways, leading his family on a daring subterranean journey. Their first destination: Boggis's chicken house. They tunneled directly into it, emerging amidst thousands of fat chickens. Mr. Fox chose several, sending his son back to Mrs. Fox with the precious bounty. Next, they burrowed into Bunce's storeroom, finding an abundance of ducks, geese, hams, and bacon.

Their adventure continued, leading them to Bean's secret cider cellar, a treasure trove of potent, sparkling cider. Here, they encountered a grumpy, cider-swilling Rat. Mr. Fox, with his usual charm and ingenuity, managed to get what they needed. Along their incredible journey, they stumbled upon their friend Badger, who, along with his own family and the other starving underground animals, had also been driven from their homes by the farmers' destructive digging.

Seeing their plight, Mr. Fox, ever the generous leader, invited them all to join in his magnificent feast. He explained his network of tunnels, a veritable underground highway to all three farms. A grand banquet was held deep beneath the earth, a celebration of resilience and community, with mountains of stolen food and rivers of cider.

While Boggis, Bunce, and Bean waited endlessly and in vain above ground, growing colder, hungrier, and more furious, the animals had established a thriving, safe underground village. They would never need to surface again, living in comfort and plenty, outwitting the meanest farmers in the valley forever. Mr. Fox, truly fantastic, had not only saved his family but created a haven for all his friends, proving that wit and courage could triumph over brute force and greed.