Tell No One A Novel

John Dortmunder, the perpetually unlucky burglar, finds himself presented with a seemingly foolproof opportunity: a million-dollar score from an unguarded, art-filled Fifth Avenue penthouse belonging to a wealthy, absentee owner. This promises to be the heist of a lifetime for Dortmunder and his eccentric crew of professional criminals.

However, before they can execute their meticulously planned robbery, a new complication arises. Their beloved gin joint, the O.J. Bar & Grill, falls into the clutches of the Mafia, who intend to commit insurance fraud by setting the place ablaze. For Dortmunder's gang, the fate of their local hangout becomes as critical as the enormous payout. Now, they must navigate the dual challenges of outwitting the mob while still attempting the high-stakes penthouse job, leading to a chaotic and humorous entanglement where disaster is never far behind. Immerse yourself in this tale of improbable plans and the endearing persistence of a crew whose best intentions always lead to uproarious mayhem.