The Orkney Gruffalo (Scots Edition)

A tiny mouse, with a belly rumbling, ventured into the deep, dark wood, a place where shadows stretched long and hungry eyes might lurk. His journey was barely begun when a sly Fox appeared, inviting him for lunch in his underground house. But the clever mouse, seeing through the offer, declared he had a date with a Gruffalo. "A Gruffalo?" squeaked the Fox, his fur bristling. "With terrible tusks, and terrible claws, and terrible teeth in his terrible jaws!" The mouse described the creature's knobbly knees, turned-out toes, and a poisonous wart on the end of his nose, claiming the Gruffalo's favorite food was roasted fox. With a nervous shudder, the Fox bid a hasty retreat, leaving the mouse to continue his stroll.

Further into the wood, a wise Owl swooped down, suggesting tea in his treetop house. Again, the quick-wwitted mouse politely declined, explaining he was meeting a Gruffalo. "A Gruffalo?" hooted the Owl, eyes wide with alarm. The mouse reiterated the fearsome description, adding details of the Gruffalo's orange eyes, black tongue, and a purple prickle all over his back. He then casually mentioned that the Gruffalo was rather fond of scrambled owl. With a terrified squawk, the Owl flapped away, leaving the little mouse feeling quite pleased with his invention.

Next, a slithery Snake coiled from a log, inviting the mouse to a feast in his logpile house. Once more, the mouse conjured his imaginary friend, the Gruffalo. "A Gruffalo?" hissed the Snake, recoiling slightly. The mouse painted a vivid picture of the creature's terrible tusks, terrible claws, and terrible teeth, emphasizing that the Gruffalo's favorite meal was- you guessed it- snake surprise! The Snake, with a fearful slither, vanished into the undergrowth, and the mouse chuckled, confident in his cleverness.

But then, a rumbling sound, a crunching of leaves, and a shadow fell. Out of the darkest part of the wood lumbered a creature with terrible tusks, and terrible claws, and terrible teeth in his terrible jaws! He had knobbly knees, turned-out toes, and a poisonous wart on the end of his nose. His eyes were orange, his tongue was black, and he had a purple prickle all over his back. It was a real Gruffalo! The Gruffalo, with a hungry grin, declared that he was going to eat the mouse, for "Gruffalo crumble!"

Though momentarily stunned, the tiny mouse quickly regained his composure. He boldly announced that he was, in fact, the scariest creature in the deep, dark wood, and all the animals were afraid of him. "Just follow me," he squeaked, "and you'll soon see." The Gruffalo, intrigued and a little skeptical, agreed to follow. As they walked, they encountered the Snake, who, upon seeing the Gruffalo, instantly fled in terror. "You see?" said the mouse. "I told you so. He's scared of me!"

They continued their stroll, and soon the Owl appeared, only to take one look at the towering Gruffalo and fly off in a panic. "There goes the Owl," chirped the mouse, "frightened of me!" The Gruffalo, though still somewhat confused, began to wonder if there was some truth to the mouse's claims. Finally, they came across the Fox, who, seeing the monstrous Gruffalo trailing the tiny mouse, bolted away without a second glance.

The Gruffalo watched them all disappear into the distance, a flicker of fear beginning to stir within him. The mouse, seeing his plan unfold perfectly, then declared that his tummy was starting to rumble, and his favorite food was Gruffalo. The enormous Gruffalo, now utterly convinced of the mouse's terrifying reputation, turned tail and fled into the deep, dark wood, leaving the little mouse to find a nut and enjoy his quiet, peaceful lunch.